Admit it. If you have a brother, you have plotted ways for us to be united in marriage. What makes me so sisterly? Everybody wants to be my relative.
I'd marry all your brothers if I could.
How can you read us all so well? I've been working on it for four years now but all my options involve murdering my sister-in-law and I'm too young to rot in prison.
How can you read us all so well? I've been working on it for four years now but all my options involve murdering my sister-in-law and I'm too young to rot in prison.
ReplyDeletemaybe I should have specified "single" brother.
ReplyDeleteIt's so true, though.
ReplyDelete@#$^%%$$#^%$ I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER!
ReplyDeletethat was a really long curse word.
ReplyDeleteYou could marry my brother. But that might actually be weird for me.
ReplyDeleteI'm not marrying a "Stalin."
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